Snitches Get Stitches-Post Your Favorite Snitch Story

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I'll start first:

Most recently I got a call from a local PD who were tired of responding to the same house (three times in four days) over girlfriend BS. There's this house containing two parolees, a probationer, and several ex-cons. Parolee #1 was bringing over tweekers to the displeasure of Parolee #2, his brother-in-law.

So Parolee #2 gets the bright idea to call the PD and accuse Parolee #1 of domestic violence. The cops respond for the third time and call me to settle it. Parolee #1 rells me that it is his house too and he has a right to bring over his girlfriends. He looks clean. Parolee #2 tells me he is the only one working and paying the bills and he's tired of seeing these tweekers cuz he runs a clean and sober household.

So I tell Parolee #1 to get rid of the tweekers. He says BS and accuses Parolee #2 of smoking MJ 24/7. I become irritated and cuff everyone. The PD and I toss the house and find MJ as well as a double-edged dagger in parolee #2's stuff.

Problem solved! Parolee #2 learned a valuable lesson: Don't call the cops to snitch on your fellow criminals ;)

[DssG19]

This really is'nt a snitch story, but it's in the same ball park. We responded to a burglar alarm at a residence. The comment of the call stated the motion sensor in the garage was activated. Ok my partner and I check the perimeter real quick then head to the rear detached garage. When we get to the side door it was opened and we hear two people casually talking, so guns come out as we approach the door. We could see inside and observed what turned out to the the homeowners pruning their 50 or so marijuana plants. When we identified ourselves it was priceless to see the look on there faces. I asked the homeowner how come he has an alarm that would call the police? He said that a few months ago the garage was broken into and he was protecting his stuff. I again asked if he knew the police would respond if the alarm was set off? He said he really didn't think of that. What a dumbass! Narcotics recovered 50 or so plants, several ounces of powder cocaine, AK47, and several pistols. Search warrant of the house resulted in a few guns, and some misc contraband. So this guy kinda snitched on himself by setting off his own alarm on his marijuana farm.

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Now he'll have to either toughen-up or soften-up and relax. It'll go in easier that way.