Matte black boots and bloused camos

[4eyes]

Heysoos. A place for the swat team.

[Crazy4nitro]

Or Mall Ninjas...

'Nitro

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/redneck_swiss_army_gun.jpg

[4eyes]

Great pic. That's survival gear. Looks underaccessorized to me.

[Sky Pilot]

RAOFLMBFAO!
We prove yet again that coffee makes a fine screen cleaner!

[killarbb]

i hate to do it, but i have to
http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja_1.html
http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja_2.html

[Steve Koski]

Kilarbb - It had to be done, and I'm glad you did it.

[Jammer Six]

I don't see either a VHF or a GPS.

[Bogey]

I don't see either a VHF or a GPS.

Daquiri dispenser?

[Rick]

This one is for sale.
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=94719480

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w3/jeffbigwood/pix2082447609.jpg

[Jammer Six]

This one is for sale.
Yeah, I'll bet it is...

[nitesite]

So's this one...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/nitesite9/tacticoolAR15.jpg

[Anvil]

The fully realized potential of the pictinny rail; the ability to make a functional AR almost useless and 40 pounds.

[craig110]

That looks like the firearms equivalent of mold growing wildly on a carcass that is way past the point of having decayed too much.

[MONTEGOD7SS]

All this stuff is new to me cept the oriental guy with the badass rifle with kitchen utensils on it. What exactly is the deal with those mall ninja links from killarbb, is that where the term came from? Funny stuff indeed!

[nitesite]

What exactly is the deal with those mall ninja links ...

gecko_45 is legendary. Google "Shrine of the Mall Ninja" and see wazzup.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Also, on The High Road there was some absolutely classic stuff from a forum member named Nightcrawler. Gut-busting funny.

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=55861

"2000 Hours: I depart my domicile in order to acquire beverages and snack foods for the evening, and also to possibly rent a DVD. On my belt I have my usually carry gear; my Glock 17 9mm, with 3.5# trigger, mounted light/laser combo, and a full magazine with a +2 extension. I keep an extra round in the chamber, giving me 20 rounds total. I also carry four extra 19 round magazines on my belt. Besides my pistol, I have a Surefire tactical flashlight/impact device, tactical OC spray, a collapsing tactical baton, and my $300 Benchmade folding tactical pocket knife. I carry two 30 round AR-15 magazines in Kydex pouches as well, for my tactical carbine. In a small holster on my ankle I carry a Glock 26, fully loaded with 11 more rounds. My tactical ensemble is topped off by a sturdy pair of black cordura suspenders, and is the envy of the others at my range. I was also wearing my level IIIA concealed body armor with Level IV ceramic rifle plates in front and back. I could take a .308 round in the back if I wanted to!

Anyway, I left my domicile, stealthily, practicing the art of not being seen. I get in my vehicle (a black SUV) and proceed to my desitination. I press-check my Glock 17 before getting in my vehicle, ensuring that a round is chambered.

So far, so good, but my guts tell me that it's going to be a rough night.

2045 Hours: I arrive at the 24hr Grocery, five clicks from my domicile. I was 45 minutes in transit as I never directly drive anywhere. I make turns, use side roads, and double back repeatedly in case any BGs get the idea to follow me. I park in the lot, and carefully examine the area around my vechile before getting out.

"Hmmm..." I thought. "Little old lady on the corner. Perfectly innocent looking. A little too innocent if you ask me. Could be a trap. I'll have to watch her." --continued~

Do a search on THR under User Name Nightcrawler and threads started by and search for the phrase "So there I was"

[zdogk9]

Bad case of ninjatitis.

[GLOCKENNBOOMER]

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm300/GLOCKENNBOOMER/MallMag.jpg?t=1211076042 (javascript:void(0);)

[Rowdy]

Or Mall Ninjas...

'Nitro

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/redneck_swiss_army_gun.jpg

I "knew" the guy who took this photo on another forum. Frank Chen, went by
"Stiletto One" and was a gun nut posting in non-gun related forum. One of the members of IIDB.org photoshopped all the other stuff in that photo.
Feb 2007 he drove to the beach and shot himself in the head. He was a smart, funny guy, and his death was a pretty big thing on a couple of forums.

[sparky241]

I "knew" the guy who took this photo on another forum. Frank Chen, went by
"Stiletto One" and was a gun nut posting in non-gun related forum. One of the members of IIDB.org photoshopped all the other stuff in that photo.
Feb 2007 he drove to the beach and shot himself in the head. He was a smart, funny guy, and his death was a pretty big thing on a couple of forums.

oh man!! why did he do that?

[Rowdy]

If I remember right, he had some family issues. Apparently, it is fairly common for
young asian immigrants to have problems with their parents not approving of what they do, or to expect different things from him. There is a term for this, but I cannot come up with it at the moment. Basically, he was unhappy though.

[MullahElRon]

Sad story, he was senior in engineering...So close but...

[GLOCKENNBOOMER]

At least the guy didn't take out 20 or 30 innocent people with him.