Happy Birthday Steve Koski.......

[Jerry Snyder]

Is it true, you are now over the hill?

What were you doing 40 years ago folks.....?

Happy Happy.

JS

[ept000]

I was trying to get out of my Mom, but I didn't make it for another 3 1/2 weeks.
Happy Birthday Koski.

[Crazy4nitro]

Happy 19th Annv. of your 21st Bday...

'Nitro

[nitesite]

Who's this Steve Koski you speak of?

Does he own a tire store or something?

[jawjaboy]

What were you doing 40 years ago folks.....?

Ummmm....date specific? I was at, near, enroute, to Vietnam and rivers thereof, Okinawa, Philippines, or Japan.

Doing? Maintaining communications within our vessel of war. The Mighty Gunny Maru.

[BigSlick]

I was plannin on growin up one day, hittin a few tire stores an startin GP ;)

Happy birfday Santa Koski :thumbsup:

Hope ya have a good one bro

[ISUSteve]

Happy birthday!

[DvsGlocker]

Happy Birfday Again !
How many Birfdays You have Koski?

[Steve Koski]

I made it to 40. Never thought I'd get this far.

Thanks guys.

I don't own a tire store, but I can get you great rates on auto, home, and life insurance.

[ept000]

Hey wait one damn minute here. Didn't we all already say happy birthday to Koski??? So he gets two threads about having a happy birthday??? Screw that! I take my happy birthday back......... unless there is something in it for me. There's only so many happy birthdays to go around and we are just wasting them now. Who's with me?

[JLarsson]

It's his 40th - he won't remember the first one. :D

Happy Birthday, Steve. 40 years ago today I was busy turning 3-1/2. Probably dreaming about Thanksgiving turkey legs.

[MONTEGOD7SS]

Ummmm....date specific? I was at, near, enroute, to Vietnam and rivers thereof, Okinawa, Philippines, or Japan.

Doing? Maintaining communications within our vessel of war. The Mighty Gunny Maru.

If you are looking for a ship
That really can do,
The gal you want
Is the Gunny Maru;

There are those who are newer
And faster they say,
Still it's the GUNNY MARU
Whose the pride of the bay;

So the Gunny keeps chugging,
And still leads the way;
While the others are anchored

Or still at short stay

:patriot:

[ede]

HBD steve, 40 years ago i think i'd of been in Mrs. Downards 4th grade class at south school wellston, ohio.

[MullahElRon]

I made it to 40. Never thought I'd get this far.

Thanks guys.


Who did? You ought to let 'em know in GlockTalk that you are still kickin' Spread a little sunshine.

[CaptToyota]

40 yr ago, I was 7yr old, and was in Mrs Frank 2nd grade class @ Croftshire Elementary, Kettering Ohio.

[jawjaboy]

Aight, I a break down one mo time. Again. Happy Birdday Steve.

Ya flea bit varmit.
.

[SpaceGlocker]

Happy Birthday Steve...I am using your genuine imitation gold plated bench wrench as we speak.....thank you!:)



and you too Jon!

[Crazy4nitro]

http://www.cascadeenergy.com/images/bio/SteveKoski.jpg

Steve Koski, PE

Project Engineer
Utah Orifice
BS Engineering
Specialties: Professional Goof off Artist,Office Clown,Cross Dresser when outta Zip Code,Sunshine Piper,Master Baiter,Basket Weaving*(With underwater endorsement),Shambok Wielder,Backtalk when Boss is in the other room,
Certifications: Qualified HOT-AIRMaster, Fandango Fire R&D,Harlequin Love Novel Proof Reader



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Quite an accomplished Dude I might say.:slick:



'Nitro

[MakeMineaP99]

Happy Birthday, Steve.

I hope to survive to 40 myself, provided I don't kill myself in some industrial accident.

[ISUSteve]

I don't kill myself in some industrial accident.

Good money in that.

[MakeMineaP99]

You think I will kill myself in an industrial accident too, eh?

I'm thinking 4:1 odds.

[JLarsson]

Long, long ago on a forum far, far away I remember Steve K. making the assertion: "Hitler only had one ball." I forget now the context of that remark, but I remember it well as it was a revelation to me. I had never heard the song, you see.

Well, it appears Steve was absolutely right and now the rest of the world knows that it's true. The link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

The article:


AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.
The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.
The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.
The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’
Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.
But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00654/SNN1911B-180_654798a.jpgSaved Hitler ... Johan Jambor


He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.
Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.
“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.
“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.
“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”
Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.
Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.
Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.
It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.
Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”


Simply amazing. :rofl:

[BigSlick]

Barama got no balls, he let Nancy Pelosi an da Clintons think for him an slap him around like a house boy

[MakeMineaP99]

Are you saying the anti-Christ is a puppet?

[jawjaboy]

You think I will kill myself in an industrial accident too, eh?

I'm thinking 4:1 odds.

OSHA has mandated me(electrically) to a point that I'm very, very close to NOT being able to do my job of 40 years. I'm talkin impossible.

Da company mandates following OSHA guidelines. I comply 110%.

When I comply 110%, da company screams production. Do what ya gotta do ta get it going. I say "but y'all tell me OSHA says............"

[jawjaboy]

Barama got no balls, he let Nancy Pelosi an da Clintons think for him an slap him around like a house boy

WORD.

[MakeMineaP99]

OSHA has mandated me(electrically) to a point that I'm very, very close to NOT being able to do my job of 40 years. I'm talkin impossible.

Da company mandates following OSHA guidelines. I comply 110%.

When I comply 110%, da company screams production. Do what ya gotta do ta get it going. I say "but y'all tell me OSHA says............"

Mercy. Glory.

Gospel, Gospel here, folks.

[MullahElRon]

http://www.cascadeenergy.com/images/bio/SteveKoski.jpg

Steve Koski, PE

Dat ain't the guy what walked through Dillon Precision with me an' Mogollon! :yikes:

[BigSlick]

Koski been usin dat same fake cover pic for years.

Wait till yall find out he's a lot bigger than ya thought an can bust ya heads at will.

Yall a be suckin up then

[MakeMineaP99]

So, 'Slick, I should bring something bigger than the 9mm when I meet up with him out west?

[Steve Koski]

Nitro - Damn you!!! I'll get even, someday...

[MakeMineaP99]

Having met Nitro a few times, Koski, he's a sly character, I don't think you can get the drop on him.

[BigSlick]

So, 'Slick, I should bring something bigger than the 9mm when I meet up with him out west?

Yeah, a copy of ya latest insurance bill an some brass ;)

[Steve Koski]

Brass is good. 40 is the preferred flavor. 45 and I'll just sell it. 9mm and I might have to give it away.

[MakeMineaP99]

I got a bucket full of .40 I'm fixing to recycle.

[Steve Koski]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crazy4nitro]

To Top that off...I'm replacing my G23 Barrel with a 9mm.

'Nitro

[BigSlick]

Man Nitro, dat caught me off gaurd :rofl:

I got a conversion barrel, but a complete swap an abandon of da poster child saviour cartidge of KB's.

Dat's chillin

[Crazy4nitro]

I would really like to have a Barrel in .380 then I could have the Glock we be not 'sposed to have.

Thats Pimp!

'Nitro

[Bush Pilot]

Hey wait one damn minute here. Didn't we all already say happy birthday to Koski??? So he gets two threads about having a happy birthday??? Screw that! I take my happy birthday back......... unless there is something in it for me. There's only so many happy birthdays to go around and we are just wasting them now. Who's with me?

We did wish him happy birthday a couple of weeks ago, being the attention whore he is he wanted to hear it all over again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DEADBEAT!!!

BTW, why does your wife appear to be at least 20 years younger than you?, I figured living around you would age anyone.

[ASH]

Happy Birthday Koski! I am dreadin 40 got 4 years to go.

[MakeMineaP99]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That got your attention. Normally I give it to other people who reload .40, with metal prices back down, not even worth going to the scrap yard these days.

[Steve Koski]

So I'm thinking of having a midlife crisis. Do you guys recommend:

1) Going to medical school and becoming a doctor.

2) Trying to get a job as a cop.

3) Buying a really expensive motorcycle.

4) Other

[Bush Pilot]

So I'm thinking of having a midlife crisis. Do you guys recommend:

1) Going to medical school and becoming a doctor.

2) Trying to get a job as a cop.

3) Buying a really expensive motorcycle.

4) Other

Just by yourself a Load Master and get that wannabe problem out of your system, better than a vette.

[MakeMineaP99]

Koski--Thompson subgun.

[Crazy4nitro]

Hmm,yeah you could really Play the Part well and do pretty good and not get in any trouble with the Wifey.

Hmm......You could Join the Marines and be on their Sniper team. OR just be a Shoe salesman.

'Nitro

[BigSlick]

So I'm thinking of having a midlife crisis. Do you guys recommend:



I say go find a gorilla on a motorcycle an kick his arse :rofl:

[TowsonTiger22]

4) Other--Begin questioning your sexual orientation and tell your wife you have to go to San Fran to find yourself....

[MakeMineaP99]

:rofl:

[Bush Pilot]

Wouldn't going from insurance to selling shoes be an improvement? Can you say, Steve "Al Bundy" Koski?

[Crazy4nitro]

I say go find a gorilla on a motorcycle an kick his arse :rofl:

Then when your done Hand him his Fur Coat.

'Nitro

[yammerschooner]

I made it to 40. Never thought I'd get this far.

Thanks guys.

I don't own a tire store, but I can get you great rates on auto, home, and life insurance.


May the force be with you, old one.

[Bush Pilot]

4) Other--Begin questioning your sexual orientation and tell your wife you have to go to San Fran to find yourself....

That was his 36th birthday, check the search feature on GT.

[TowsonTiger22]

Ahhh, well he can now upgrade to admitting he's spent 40 years as a woman in a man's body and gets some genital origami done.

[Bush Pilot]

I hope you got birthday pie tonight.

[ISUSteve]

Genital origami is a new one to me. I think it belongs in Websters. A+

[TowsonTiger22]

One of those 10 dollar words. All the high dollar college education.

[MakeMineaP99]

We call those cocktail party words out west.

[ISUSteve]

Cocktail parties sound really boring.

[MakeMineaP99]

Then you haven't been to the right type of cocktail parties.

[ept000]

Then you haven't been to the right type of cocktail parties.
What Dan said.

[bfox]

Happy Birthday Koski !

Help Ford out buy that Mustang for your mid life crisis .

Bill

[ede]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL NO

[ede]

That got your attention. Normally I give it to other people who reload .40, with metal prices back down, not even worth going to the scrap yard these days.

Dan don't give it aweay, i know for a fact there's fools (like me and steve) that'll give you some jack for it.

[craig110]

Happy 40th, Steve! Take it from someone with nearly a decade's experience in it: Being in the 40s is no big deal. You aren't old until you start thinking and acting old.

[GLOCKENNBOOMER]

Happy birthday buddy...

[creophus]

Happy birthday Steve! 40?! Wow!

[ustate]

Happy B-Day

[kostner]

Happy Birthday Steve I have enjoyed reading your post for years. And forty is not a big deal I'm wearing Bianchi holster that older than you.

[Steve Koski]

Thanks guys!!!

Holsters older than 40? Wow. That's like a revolver without a lock on it.

[Rollis]

Happy 40th a little late.

[Steve Koski]

Thanks Rollis. I'm still 40, plus 3/365ths.

[Jayhawker]

Ironically, you share a birthday with my wife, who just turned 30. Also, I turned 32 today.

[MakeMineaP99]

Happy Birthday Mr. and Mrs. Jayhawker.

[Jayhawker]

Thanks, Dan. BTW, you are dang quick.

[MakeMineaP99]

I'm waiting for someone to make the "That's what she said" comment.

[Crazy4nitro]

#1.)I Refuse to Post in this Post.

#2.)Besides Dan...Ya stole muh Thunder. lol

#3.) And That goes without saying.

#4.) Back to #1

'Nitro

[Steve Koski]

Ironically, you share a birthday with my wife, who just turned 30. Also, I turned 32 today.
Congrats Mrs Jay!!! All the cool kids were born on th 19th. It's a prime number ya know.

[creophus]

Congrats Mrs Jay!!! All the cool kids were born on th 19th. It's a prime number ya know.

Ain't that the truth!!!:yesnod: